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Drunken Pirates! [Sep. 24th, 2006|02:19 pm]
The Crack that Never Was


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Demyx was simply in awe. How the calmest of the pubs in the dank port of Tortuga managed to become the most insane and inane of them all, he wasn't sure. The bard had hidden under the ledge of the counter where the bartender was serving up drinks, hoping his friends would not think him a complete wuss and disown him, but when the bartender plopped a large mug of rum into his hands, he didn't complain. Sure, technically he was underage, but seeing as Namine, Roxas, and even his squat little friend Pence were downing various beverages from their own assorted cups and bottles, Demyx figured it was safe enough to join in the "fun".

The rum washed down his throat, warming everything from the mouth down to his stomach with a sort of hazy heat. The Melodious Nocturne grinned, gulping more of the dark liquid and letting the intoxicating effects make him loose and tension free. What had he been worrying about anyway, this stuff was good! Chugging down the last of the mug, Demyx leaned over and tapped the bulky man behind the counter, asking for another bottle of the liquid drug. Rum was good! He wondered why he never had it before.

Taking another sip, water starting to condense on his forehead and running down the random spiky bangs. It was getting hot. Stripping off the black coat, revealing the black tank top and leather pants underneath, Sitting there in a lazy bliss, Demyx was getting bored. What could he do to liven up the place?

The water mage then noticed an unoccupied table in the middle of the tavern, and a single lamp chained from the ceiling, shining down like a spotlight. The music still played, from where he did not know, or really care. The alcohol made him giddy, and all inhibitions were gone. Leaping onto the table, bottle in hand, Demyx began to dance, swaying, and mouthing random lyrics to the music.

[User Picture]From: berserker_elf
2006-09-25 07:08 am (UTC)
Sai'X should have realized that his crash landing had accidentally squashed two other people very close to the ranting boy on the table, and if he had been sober enough to realize this (though he wouldn't have fallen through the roof in that case!) he would have been happy to know one of those people was Axel.

In his current state, which was quickly getting worse thanks to the alcohol the pretty tavern wench had given him, he had absolutely no clue he was sitting on anyone, and likely driving splintered wood into their bodies. He finished his mug and threw the glass aside, watching it clatter against a wall with a smile. He glanced up, looking out the hole he had created at the pale moon shining above so magnificently.

"I am the moon...but the moon is there in the sky..so I'm..not the moon..but I'm part of the moon? Or am I from the moon....Yes! I am the Moon Prinshess!" Sai'X stood up, swayed wildly as he staggered toward the bar and unceremoniously ripped a skirt from one of the bar wenches. He paid the shrieking woman no mind at all, simply removing his coat and fitting the knee-length, ruffled skirt around his waist. He tied it in place, then climbed up onto the bar and proceeded to flail his arms about while making excited hand gestures.

"I am Sairina! Prinshess of the Moon! Shampion of Justification! In the name of the Moon I will ride wrong and trumpet over evil! And thas means you!!" Surprisingly able to keep his balance, he spun around on the bar and pointed across the room at Marluxia.

"Did you fear me Queen Ferret?! I shaid You!!" The Lunar stomped his booted feet, then attempted to attack by hurling a glass in the Assassin's general direction. "Moon Tiara Actshun!" His weight shifted a bit too far, and while the glass went flying somewhere off to his right, Sai'X ended up face first on the floor. He got to his feet, groaned a bit, then took notice of DemyX dancing away on the table.

He zipped over to the table and immediately began cheering for the musician, bouncing excitedly and clapping in typical fangirl fashion. "You're sho bootiful! Ahhnd shecksee too! Keep danshin! Gimme your shirt!!"
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